This is my guilty pleasure blog. If you find it and find out who it belongs to (me), then congratulations. Now, fuck off. I have Godzilla, dinosaurs, Fall Out Boy, Kanye West, socially unacceptable shit, sexual shit and fantasies to blog about.
If you do find out who I am, we don’t talk about it. Just send me a picture of your face in weird disgust and label it “tits” so that I get my hopes up for your disgusted looks.